Minister: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome on this bright Sunday morning to Fashion Church. We here at Fashion Church believe in only the highest quality clothing. Well, lets get our service started with a number from the Choir.
*Choir enters singing, Oh, Victory in Jesus*
Minister: Today's soloist Janelle Roberts is styling in her Abercrombie outfit complete with beaded accessories and complemented by her Ug boots in pale pink. Janelle, thank you for blessing us with your style sense. Now if the children could come forward for childrens sermon, Mrs. Kelly Zeta-Jones is going to share with you.
Mrs. Kelly Zeta-Jones: Good morning kids, does anyone know what this is? *Holds up Fasion Magazine*
Barbie: That's Fashion Magazine, my Mommy keeps one next to her bed.
Mrs. Kelly Zeta-Jones: That's because your Mommy is a good christian and follows all the rules of Fashion Magazine and does what it says.
Barbie: A have the kids edition, Young Illustrated Fashion.
Mrs. Kelly Zeta-Jones: That's great Barbie. We need to do everything the Magazine says so we can be juat like Paris Hilton.
3 comments:
definately a satire...
So fashionable. Where the heck did you find that picture?
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